Fuck online dating.

It’s so weird. Ive been in long distance relationships. Anyone who has had an Internet relationship the distance is killer but it’s almost worth it, right? We make it, worth the while because we have them. But….it’s not at all….to fall asleep and feel this person lying next to you, holding on to you even in sleep refusing to let go….there is nothing that can describe the beauty and love. Stop getting into long distance relationships. If you’re in one go there and be with them. Dont wait for one second longer. Don’t stop yourself from feeling how close this person can make you feel to be human. It’s so amazing.

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remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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Does anyone use instagram??

Mine is prettycoolhuhh

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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.

Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.

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